timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

(Source: homovikings, via colleenjk)

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

(Source: functionallydisabled, via tyquil)